Me: “Ignore him.”
Cat: “But listen! He’s trilling, and meowing! It must be serious!”
Me: “Don’t fall for it.”
Cat: “MY EYES ARE HUGE! The rug has attacked him!”
Me: “It’s a trap, you know it is.”
Cat: “OMG! OMG! HE NEEDS MY HELP!”
Me: Sigh.
Cat: “HERE I COME, HERE I COME, HERE I *OW* HE BIT MY HEAD! THIS PERFIDY SHALL NOT STAND, SIR!”
Me: “You don’t know how to spell perfidy, let alone what it means.”
Cat: “HAVE AT YOU!“
Me: “Welp, back to work…”
Cats: “We...
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Cat: “But listen! He’s trilling, and meowing! It must be serious!”
Me: “Don’t fall for it.”
Cat: “MY EYES ARE HUGE! The rug has attacked him!”
Me: “It’s a trap, you know it is.”
Cat: “OMG! OMG! HE NEEDS MY HELP!”
Me: Sigh.
Cat: “HERE I COME, HERE I COME, HERE I *OW* HE BIT MY HEAD! THIS PERFIDY SHALL NOT STAND, SIR!”
Me: “You don’t know how to spell perfidy, let alone what it means.”
Cat: “HAVE AT YOU!“
Me: “Welp, back to work…”
Cats: “We...
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